Horace sells the Drunken Clam to a British investor, who converts the bar into an old English pub. Upset about the loss of their traditional watering hole, Petter and the guys start an unsuccessful revolution to drive him out. Meanwhile, Stewie meets the new owner's toddler daughter, and begins an intensive training course on her to turn her into a proper English lady. Written by
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The title is based on a line from the 1861 poem "Paul Revere's Ride" by Henry Wadsworth Longfellow
about the call to arms going throughout the Boston countryside as the British marched on Concord. One lantern was to be hung in the tower of the Old North Church if the British came by land and two if they crossed the Charles River. "One if by land, and two if by sea; And I on the opposite shore will be, Ready to ride and spread the alarm Through every Middlesex village and farm, For the country folk to be up and to arm." See more
You wanna talk about awkward moments? Once, during sex, I called Lois "Frank". Your move, Sherlock.
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