Family Guy: Season 3, Episode 4

One If by Clam, Two If by Sea (1 Aug. 2001)

TV Episode  |  TV-14  |   |  Animation, Comedy
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Horace sells the Drunken Clam to a British investor, so the guys start a revolution.


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Episode cast overview:
Peter Griffin / Brian Griffin / Stewie Griffin / Glenn Quagmire / Tom Tucker / Nigel Pinchley / God / Judge / Demond Wilson (voice)
Lois Griffin / Loretta Brown / Tricia Takanawa / Additional Voices (voice)
Chris Griffin / Additional Voices (voice)
Meg Griffin (voice)
Diane Simmons (voice)
Steve Bellows (voice) (as Ed Asner)
John G. Brennan ...
Horace (voice) (as Johnny Brennan)
Eliza Pinchley / Maria Jimenez (voice) (as Tara Charendoff)
Cleveland Brown (voice)
Bar Patron (voice)
Danny Smith ...
Bonnie Swanson (voice)
Joe Swanson (voice)


After a hurricane, Peter's favorite bar is bought by and another person and turned into a Bristish pub. Written by Bukue_One

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Animation | Comedy



Release Date:

1 August 2001 (USA)  »

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1.33 : 1
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The title is based on a line from the 1861 poem "Paul Revere's Ride" by Henry Wadsworth Longfellow about the call to arms going throughout the Boston countryside as the British marched on Concord. One lantern was to be hung in the tower of the Old North Church if the British came by land and two if they crossed the Charles River. "One if by land, and two if by sea; And I on the opposite shore will be, Ready to ride and spread the alarm Through every Middlesex village and farm, For the country folk to be up and to arm." See more »


Peter Griffin: Thank you, God.
God: You're welcome.
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Spoofs TRON (1982) See more »

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bad stereo-type American dribble of British
14 January 2014 | by (United Kingdom) – See all my reviews

i love family guy but i always get annoyed with this episode as the portrait of British people is probably the furthest thing from what we are like in real life, i get it is a cartoon and fictional but most Americans must think all of us talk with a posh accent i.e. sound like hugh grant, in fact only very small amount of people in UK talk like this and most other British people hate the posh sounding accent, also British pubs are nothing like this in fact most British pubs are more like the clam was originally.

the vast majority of the British population are working class people more like the griffin family, its not just this episode of family guy though allot of American shows don't represent very good British portrayals but never mind. Some funny moments in the episode just bad stereo-typical characters.

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