After inadvertently punching out a pregnant woman, Peter is sentenced to house arrest. Bored out of his mind, he gets an inspiration to build a bar down in the basement so that his friends will want to hang out there. Meanwhile, Stewie is going through his first teething pains, and so tries to invent a time machine to bypass the painful experience. Written by
Jean-Marc Rocher <firstname.lastname@example.org>
Did You Know?
Stewie's line "Shake me like a British nanny!" refers to Louise Woodward, a British nanny who was convicted of killing an eight month old baby by shaking it to death because it would not stop crying. See more
When Peter first goes down into the basement, there is no railing on the stairs. One suddenly appears later in the same scene. See more
Hey, you hit my mom!
No, I hit your dad.
Whoa, stand back, give her some air.
You mean... give him some air.
Call an ambulance! She's going into labor!
Y-you mean he's going into labor.
[a baby starts crying offscreen
Spoofs Sesame Street
Music by Richard Adler
and Jerry Ross
Sung by Lois See more