After inadvertently punching out a pregnant woman, Peter is sentenced to house arrest. Bored out of his mind, he gets an inspiration to build a bar down in the basement so that his friends will want to hang out there. Meanwhile, Stewie is going through his first teething pains, and so tries to invent a time machine to bypass the painful experience. Written by
Jean-Marc Rocher <email@example.com>
Did You Know?
This episode marks Cleveland Brown's first speaking part. He is visible in the courtroom scene in the pilot, but has no dialogue. See more
When Peter first returns home from fishing, he is wearing rubber boots. These turn into his normal shoes between shots. See more
Hello. Son of a bitch, I'm on my way. Some poor bastard got his head blown out down at a place called Hooper's.
Bert, I wish you wouldn't drink so much Bert.
Well Ernie, I wish you wouldn't eat cookies in the damn bed!
Bert. You're shouting again Bert.
Don't Rain on My Parade
Music by Jule Styne
Lyrics by Bob Merrill
Sung by Lois See more