After inadvertently punching out a pregnant woman, Peter is sentenced to house arrest. Bored out of his mind, he gets an inspiration to build a bar down in the basement so that his friends will want to hang out there. Meanwhile, Stewie is going through his first teething pains, and so tries to invent a time machine to bypass the painful experience. Written by
Jean-Marc Rocher <firstname.lastname@example.org>
Did You Know?
Stewie's line "Shake me like a British nanny!" refers to Louise Woodward, a British nanny who was convicted of killing an eight month old baby by shaking it to death because it would not stop crying. See more
When Peter is talking about how annoying it is to be locked up in the house, Brian disappears from the couch in quite a few shots. See more
Hey, you hit my mom!
No, I hit your dad.
Whoa, stand back, give her some air.
You mean... give him some air.
Call an ambulance! She's going into labor!
Y-you mean he's going into labor.
[a baby starts crying offscreen
References Home Improvement
"You Made Me Love You (I Didn't Want to Do It)"
Music by James V. Monaco
Lyrics by Joseph McCarthy
Sung by Lois See more