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Fast Times at Buddy Cianci Jr. High 

Chris gets seduced by a homicidal teacher.




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Episode cast overview, first billed only:
Chris Griffin / Matt Damon / Additional Voices (voice)
Meg Griffin (voice)
Diane Simmons (voice)
Mrs. Lockhart (voice)
Miss Clifton (voice)
Carlos (voice)
Wesly (voice)
Mary Steenburgen (voice)
Danny Smith ...
Ted Danson (voice)
Amanda (voice)


Chris' new English teacher turns out to be a seductive young woman. When she begins returning the attention Chris shows her, he finds himself falling in love with her. The teacher's intentions, however, extend far beyond simple romance. Meanwhile, Brian gets a job as a substitute teacher and is assigned to a class of gang thugs. Somehow, he must find a way to inspire them to learn. Written by Jean-Marc Rocher <>

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Release Date:

8 May 2005 (USA)  »

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When the students in Brian's class stand on their desks to support him, this is a parody of the scene in Robin Williams movie "Dead Poets Society ", when the students stand on their desks and recite, "O Captain! My Captain!" after he is fired. See more »


Lana Lockhart: It's good to meet you, Mr. and Mrs. Griffin.
Lois Griffin: Well, we wanted to talk to you about our son. You see, Chris really...
Peter Griffin: Lois, honey, let's make sure we do this delicately, all right? Mrs. Lockhart, our son... would like... to plow you.
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The One Where Chris Gets Seduced...
21 January 2015 | by (Australia) – See all my reviews

I really love this episode. I didn't get that the title is supposed to be similar to Fast Times At Ridgemont High, until recently. My bad. Anyway, this episode is really funny and it guests Drew Barrymore, which makes the episode even better.

In this episode, there are two main plot points. The first one is Brian becoming a teacher at Chris's school and he teachers the kids who don't know anything. The second pollen is where Chris falls in love with his new young, seductive, attractive English teacher. Who happens to be voiced by Drew Barrymore. He professes his love and eventually, she returns it. But the catch is, she wants him to kill her husband. Chris refuses to do it, so the teacher gets a bear to do it. However, Lois thinks Chris did it and gets rid of the body for him. The bear and the teacher end up going on the run together. How strange?

Overall, I give this episode a 10 out of 10.

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