After trying to apply for a construction permit at the town hall, Peter discovers that his property technically qualifies as an independent nation. Things go well for the fledgling nation of Petoria until Peter, frustrated with the lack of respect he receives at the UN, invades Joe's swimming pool and touches off a war with America. Left with no weapons, no water, no food and no electricity, will this be Peter's last stand? Written by
Jean-Marc Rocher <email@example.com>
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The Griffin's live at 31 Spooner Street, Quahog, Rhode Island. See more
When Peter tells the story of his ancestor Ulysses S. Griffin, after he finishes his beer first, he places the mug on his head. In the shot of him saying, "Deal," the mug is back on the table. At the next shot, the mug is back on his head. See more
Dad, there's a guy outside who says I can't go to school.
Yeah? Him and what army?
The U.S. Army.
...that's a good army.
Can't Touch Me
Performed by Seth MacFarlane
Parody of "U Can't Touch This" by James/Miller/Hammer See more