Death's Mother: Death, put on your jacket or you'll get frostbite!
Death: I don't have skin!
Death's Mother: That's 'cause you didn't eat your beans!
Cleveland Brown: That truck's coming up on us awful fast.
Peter Griffin: [Peter looks in the rear-view mirror and sees a pickup truck full of Klu Klux Klansmen] Holy crap! Do you see what I see?
Cleveland Brown: I sure do.
Peter Griffin: Were being chased by ghosts!
[Peter has just been offered two million dollars by Carter Pewterschmidt to leave Lois]
Peter Griffin: Lois might be worth a million dollars to you but to me she's worthless.