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Brian Griffin: [Trying to sell a product at the mall to a passer-by] Excuse me, would you like to taste my smoked meat log?

[Is punched in the face]

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Brian Griffin: I don't know. I guess taking care of this old woman will be just like babysitting, only with bigger diapers.

Stewie Griffin: Aha! So they *do* make bigger diapers! That deceitful woman told me I'd have to learn to use the toilet! Well, fie on the toilet! It's made slaves of you all! I've seen it sitting in there, lazy, slothful, porcelain layabout feeding on other people's doo-doos while contributing nothing of its own to society!

[runs to toilet]

Stewie Griffin: [shouts] You get a job!

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Pearl Burton: What is this, spit soup?

Brian: It's tomato bisque.

Pearl Burton: What is this, snot soup?

Brian: It's tomato bisque!

Pearl Burton: What is this, diarrhea soup?

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Brian Griffin: Do you rent or own?

Pearl Burton: What?

Brian Griffin: Those wings, you angel.

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Brian Griffin: The sixties brought the hippie breed / And decades later, things have changed indeed / We lost the values, but we kept the weed / You've got a lot to see / The Reagan years have laid the frame / For movie stars to play the White House game / We're not to far from voting Feldman-Haim / You've got a lot to see / The town of Vegas / Has got a different face / 'Cause it's a family place / With lots to do / Where in the fifties / A man could mingle with scores / Of all the seediest whores / Well now his children can too / You heard it from the canine's mouth / The country's changed, that is except the South / And you'll agree / No one really knows, my dear lady friend / Just quite how it all will end / So hurry, 'cause you've got a lot to see / The baldness gene was cause for dread / But that's a fear that you can put to bed / They'll shave your ass and glue it on your head / You've got a lot to see / The PC age has moved the bar / A word like "redneck" is a step too far / The proper term is "country music star" / You've got a lot to see / Our flashy cell phones / Make people mumble, "Gee whiz" / "Look how important he is" / "His life must rule" / You'll get a tumor / But on your surgery day / The doc will see it and say / "Wow, you must really be cool" /

Tom Tucker: There's lots of things you may have missed!

Adam West: Like Pee-Wee and his famous wrist!

Cleveland: Or Sandy Duncan's creepy phony eye!

Neil Goldman: That awesome "Thundercats" cartoon!

Diane Simmons: Neil Armstrong landing on the moon!

Meg Griffin: Neil Armstrong? Wait, was he the trumpet guy?

Brian Griffin: So let's go see the USA / They'll treat you right, unless you're black or gay / Or Cherokee / But you can forgive he world and its flaws / And follow me there, because / You've still got a hell of a lot to see / You've got a lot to see /

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Lois Griffin: Brian, you're home early. What happened with your date?

Brian Griffin: Same thing that always happens: she was an idiot.

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Pearl Burton: You're the first person who ever complimented my Habanera!

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Peter Griffin: [talking to Meg] No speakie until the man speakie to you.

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