As Chris grows up, Peter starts getting nervous about the day when he will start catching up with his father. Peter's worst fears are realized in the locker room, however, when he sees that Chris has an enormous penis. Overcome by jealousy and self-doubt, Peter tries to salvage his ego in a number of different ways without ruining his relationship with his son. Written by
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The title is based on the line (And the winner is...) that used to be used at the Academy Awards to announce the winner. Since the line became cliché in American culture, the announcement was changed to "And the Oscar goes to..." See more
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[driving in his new phallic car when he pulls next to someone
Hey! Hey, when you pull that thing into your garage, does your garage say, "Is it, is it in yet?"
[keeps driving, approaches tunnel
Don't worry baby. I'll be gentle.
[after going in and out numerous times, Peter gets hit head-on by a truck, making the car short, and then gets laughed at by supermodels going by on a bus
Ow. My pride.