As Chris grows up, Peter starts getting nervous about the day when he will start catching up with his father. Peter's worst fears are realized in the locker room, however, when he sees that Chris has an enormous penis. Overcome by jealousy and self-doubt, Peter tries to salvage his ego in a number of different ways without ruining his relationship with his son. Written by
Jean-Marc Rocher <email@example.com>
Did You Know?
The song the band is playing when Meg gets food thrown at her is a marching band version of "Electric Avenue", originally by Eddy Grant
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The bite is missing from Peter's hot dog when he throws it at Meg. See more
We'll meet you in the ten-inches-or-less line.
[beat; Lois realizes what she's just said as she walks away
References Ally McBeal