GP:
Rudolph, we finally figured out what makes your nose red.
Rudolph:
Is it pixie dust or leprechaun tails?
GP:
No, it's a tumour.
Rudolph:
You mean like a magical Christmas tumour?
GP:
No, a malignant tumour, the base of which is lodged deep within your brain.
Rudolph:
Oh.
[
long pause]
Rudolph:
Like a happy special...
GP:
You're going to die!
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