As Chris grows up, Peter starts getting nervous about the day when he will start catching up with his father. Peter's worst fears are realized in the locker room, however, when he sees that Chris has an enormous penis. Overcome by jealousy and self-doubt, Peter tries to salvage his ego in a number of different ways without ruining his relationship with his son. Written by
Jean-Marc Rocher <email@example.com>
Did You Know?
Stewie's performance of 'Rocket Man' is a parody of William Shatner
's performance at the 1978 Saturn Awards. See more
On the bleacher, some people behind Lois and Peter disappear, then reappear seconds later. See more
[driving in his new phallic car when he pulls next to someone
Hey! Hey, when you pull that thing into your garage, does your garage say, "Is it, is it in yet?"
[keeps driving, approaches tunnel
Don't worry baby. I'll be gentle.
[after going in and out numerous times, Peter gets hit head-on by a truck, making the car short, and then gets laughed at by supermodels going by on a bus
Ow. My pride.