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Peter resorts to selling Meg in order to pay off his pharmacy tab.




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Episode cast overview:
Chris Griffin / Neil Goldman / Jeremy / Additional Voices (voice)
Meg Griffin (voice)
John G. Brennan ...
Mort Goldman (voice)
David A. Goodman ...
Raymond (voice)
Denis Martell ...
Santos (voice)
Liddane (voice) (as Joanna Garcia)
Patty / Girl in Blind Date / Cecilia (voice)


When Peter learns that Mort's pharmacy runs a tab system, he goes crazy buying everything he can get his hands on. Unfortunately, he doesn't realize that he eventually has to pay for everything, and ends up thousands of dollars in debt. Peter makes an offer to sell Meg to Mort's son Neil in exchange for canceling the debt. Mort agrees, but Neil has already found a new girlfriend. Stewie, meanwhile, falls in love with his new babysitter. Written by Jean-Marc Rocher <>

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Animation | Comedy


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Release Date:

10 July 2005 (USA)  »

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1.33 : 1
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Liddane: Hi, gorgeous man!
Stewie Griffin: Oh, you... Must I lock up your tongue with the rest of the silver?
Liddane: Stewie, this is Jeremy!
Jeremy: Hey, little man!
[pats him on the head]
Jeremy: So you're the guy who's been trying to steal my girlfriend!
Stewie Griffin: Wha- you- Girlfriend? Oh, what kind of sick, twisted game are you playing at?
Liddane: Stewie sounds a little cranky. I'll put him to bed.
[picks him up]
Stewie Griffin: [takes Jeremy's hat as he's carried away] Ha! I've got your hat! Take that, Hatless! Now go back to the quad and resume your hacky-sack tourney! I'm...
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