Mrs. Berg: Oh, Mr. Shorofsky: good news. The student from Edison are beginning to arrive.
Mr. Benjamin Shorofsky: Mrs. Berg, please make up your mind. Are the students from Edison arriving, or is it good news?
Danny Amatullo: [to Alicia] You know, I'm gonna give you an equal right in your mouth if you don't lighten up.
David Reardon: Lydia, don't you know some simple dance steps that look good and get the audience involved, come on.
Lydia Grant: Yeah, I do, but usually they involve having to take your clothes off.
David Reardon: I can handle that.
Mrs. Berg: Did you ever stop to think of what would happen if we all lit just one little candle?
Doris Schwartz: We'd be up to our buns in wax.
Alicia: [to Danny] I don't want your proxy, I want your body...
[Danny turns around to look her in the eye]
Alicia: ... present, in the chair upstairs, come on.
Mr. Benjamin Shorofsky: [there's a rumor going around that Lydia and Reardon are having an affair] Do what lovers do: have a fight and end it.
Lydia Grant: End what?
Mr. Benjamin Shorofsky: The affair.
David Reardon: There is no affair!
Mr. Benjamin Shorofsky: What? The two of you had a fight?
Danny Amatullo: We might not be a bunch of Einsteins in this school, but we do care about each other.