Quotes
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Doris Schwartz : You better keep that wheelchair of yours off short piers or get it equipped with pontoons, because if I'm ever standing in back of you I'm not sure honestly what I'll do.
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Doris Schwartz : You know, I really thought we were friends...
Bruno Martelli : What makes you think we're not friends?
Doris Schwartz : Well, a friend would have called me up and said: Hey Schwartz, get right down here, we got a piano player who makes Tom Selleck look like Mr. Patato Head. Get your buns down to Caruso and embarrass yourself. But did such a call come?