Milton Berle: Nathan Adler

Quotes 

• Nathan Adler : I thought that I'd gotten too old, that I'd lost my fast ball. So I retired like an idiot, and what happens? My heart starts attacking me. Has more brains than I do.

• Nathan Adler : Just talk loud.

  Coco Hernandez : What good is it if I talk loud, if I'm not feeling anything?

  Nathan Adler : The audience isn't paying for you to feel something, they wanna feel something.

• Coco Hernandez : Mr. Adler, I'm sorry I gave you a heart attack.

  Nathan Adler : Miss Hernandez, let's get one thing straight between us: I give myself my own heart attacks, is that clear?

  [his heart monitor starts beeping louder] 

  Coco Hernandez : Don't shout, the machine is beeping.

  Nathan Adler : Thank God, if it stops, I'm dead.