Leroy Johnson: Why you always got your head buried in this thing, what's this all about?
Coco Hernandez: [indicating her trade paper] Leroy, get it straight, this is my bible, alright?
Leroy Johnson: Bible? The first bible I've ever seen with ads for female mud-wrestling in it.
Mr. Benjamin Shorofsky: Good answers aren't like trains. They don't arrive on schedule.
Mr. Benjamin Shorofsky: Come to think of it, they are like trains.
Montgomery MacNeil: Places where the people are all facing in the same direction, they're magic. People just sort of become one, they unify. Cathedrals have it. Theaters... temples...
Leroy Johnson: Toilets...