Albert Hague: Mr. Shorofsky

Quotes 

• Timmy : I just want a little favor. Please, Santa, it's not for me.

  Mr. Shorofsky : What did you call me?

  Timmy : I know there are plenty of kids that need a lot more than we do, but it can pretty lonely in here, and Matthew and the other guys don't get to go home.

• Mr. Shorofsky : [desses as Santa Claus]  Well, what do you think?

  Timmy : You didn't really need the phony beard, Santa.

  Mr. Shorofsky : That's how everyone is used to seeing me.

• Reggie Higgins : [Shorofsky is in hospital, in the children's ward]  Why do they have you in here?

  Mr. Shorofsky : Some hotshot producer stole my room.

  Jesse V. Valesquez : Eh, did you say producer? Did you happen to get his name?

  [Shorofsky picks up a teddy bear and throws it at Jesse]