Cosmo: Let's get one thing straight. I'm not bright. Big words confuse me. I have the attention span of a rodent, and Wanda loves me anyway. And that should be enough for you.
Cosmo: You could melt it wall with heat vision.
Wanda: Or you could wish for the chores to be done.
Timmy Turner: That's a good idea. I wish...
Cosmo: OR you could melt it, with HEAT VISION.
Timmy Turner: Gotta go with superpowers.
Young Bill Gates: I'll connect all the computers in the world. I'll call it the internet.
Cosmo: That's silly! You should call it the Timmy.
Young Bill Gates: Okay!
Timmy Turner: [after going back in time and Cosmo tells the Young Bill Gates to call the internet the Timmy] Hey, Dad, whatchya doin?
Dad Turner: Just looking for a new trophy of the Timmy computer network.
Cosmo: All right! Two wishes for Cosmo, none for Wanda! I'm on fire, baby!
Timmy Turner: [after being poofed back to the 1970s] In the future, there will be 500 TV channels.
Young Dad Turner: Far out!
Timmy Turner: But nothing to watch!
Young Dad Turner: NOOOOOO!
Dad Turner: This is me graduating Dictator College
Dad Turner: And this is me taking over the world... with smiles!
Dad Turner: AAAAANNNNND
Dad Turner: This is where I'd put a trophy
Dad Turner: IF I HAD ONE!
Dad Turner: Sorry, must be happy
Dad Turner: but the happy's back!