- Natalie Green: How was summer camp?
- Tootie Ramsey: This ought to answer that question.
- [Tootie holds up swimming trunks]
- Natalie Green: A boy's bathing suit?
- Tootie Ramsey: I was on a panty raid!
- Natalie Green: No! Who was in it when you got it?
- Tootie Ramsey: Nobody. That would have spoiled the fun.
- Natalie Green: You still have a lot to learn.
- Blair Warner: [insulting Jo's clothes] She must think we're into nostalgia, she's still wearing flared jeans.
- Joanne 'Jo' Polniaczek: Uh, in a minute you're gonna be wearing flared teeth!
- Blair Warner: [offers hand] Blair Warner.
- Joanne 'Jo' Polniaczek: [sarcastically] Charmed. Gloria Vanderbilt.
- [Jo shakes Blair's hand, staining it with motorcycle oil. Disgusted, Blair pulls her hand back]
- Joanne 'Jo' Polniaczek: [teasing] Oh, shame, did I get your hands dirty? You'd better go get it steam-cleaned or something.
- Blair Warner: Why, you little...
- Joanne 'Jo' Polniaczek: I'm sorry I messed up your flowers. Here, you want me to loan you some of my electric tape for your daisies?
- Edna Garrett: Oh, no, thanks, honey. Oh, but by the way, they were marigolds.
- Joanne 'Jo' Polniaczek: Right, marigolds. What do I know about flowers? In my neighborhood, the state flower was asphalt.
- Edna Garrett: But it's good to learn to live with new people. That's what school life is all about.
- Joanne 'Jo' Polniaczek: [about Blair] But she's not even real. She's a Barbie doll. You wind her up, and she says "I love you"... to herself.
- Joanne 'Jo' Polniaczek: So what... what do you do for men around here?
- Natalie Green: Blair, tell her about Bates Academy.
- [Natalie sits back, smiles dreamily]
- Natalie Green: Preppy heaven!
- Blair Warner: It's our brother school. It's only a mile away. I'll fix you up.
- Joanne 'Jo' Polniaczek: Give me a break here! I'm talking about men, not high school boys.
- Blair Warner: These aren't boys. I happen to be dating a senior who happens to be nineteen.
- Tootie Ramsey: He's slow, but cute!
- Joanne 'Jo' Polniaczek: [to Blair] You'll make the perfect roommate. I'll date the men, and you can have their little brothers.
- Tootie Ramsey: [savoring this] Ooh!
- Blair Warner: Not that this is worth discussing, but since we are roommates and being so frank and honest, there isn't a man around who wouldn't prefer a Rolls-Royce... to a motorbike.
- Tootie Ramsey: [to Natalie, with glee] This is gonna get good.
- Joanne 'Jo' Polniaczek: [to Blair] You know, you are kinda like a Rolls-Royce hood ornament, but guys don't dig little angels dipped in chrome.
- Tootie Ramsey: Did I lie?
- [Natalie shakes her head]
- Blair Warner: [to Jo] Fortunately for you, we don't move in the same circles, or I could show you which one of us a real man would go for.
- Tootie Ramsey: I don't believe what I see. Blair Warner with only one suitcase.
- Blair Warner: What do you mean? This is just for my makeup. My wardrobe is coming later in a truck.
- [a motorcycle stops outside]
- Edna Garrett: What on earth's going on out there? Sounds like The Wild Bunch.
- [Jo enters, dressed in denim]
- Joanne 'Jo' Polniaczek: Uh, is this where I am supposed to be?
- Blair Warner: Ah, delivery boys usually use the back entrance.
- [Jo takes off the helmet, has ponytail]
- Joanne 'Jo' Polniaczek: Delivery boy? Give me a break! Is this where I'm supposed to check in?
- Blair Warner: I don't believe this!
- Natalie Green: You don't? I was gonna ask him to the Fall Dance!
- Edna Garrett: Hi! I'm Mrs. Garrett, the school nurse. You must be Jo, the new student.
- Joanne 'Jo' Polniaczek: Yeah, how did you know?
- Edna Garrett: Easy. I've never seen a motorcycle parked in my flower-bed before.
- Joanne 'Jo' Polniaczek: I thought they were weeds.
- Edna Garrett: Natalie, show Jo a better place to park her motorcycle, huh?
- Joanne 'Jo' Polniaczek: Why don't I just park it on Blair's face?
- [Jo leaves]
- Natalie Green: She's a breath of fresh air, isn't she?
- [Natalie follows Jo]
- Blair Warner: [to Mrs. Garrett] This must be an unlucky day for Geminis. For me to get stuck with Cheryl Thug.