The Facts of Life (TV Series)

The New Girl: Part 1 (1980)

Kim Fields: Dorothy 'Tootie' Ramsey

Quotes 

• Natalie Green : How was summer camp?

  Tootie Ramsey : This ought to answer that question.

  [Tootie holds up swimming trunks] 

  Natalie Green : A boy's bathing suit?

  Tootie Ramsey : I was on a panty raid!

  Natalie Green : No! Who was in it when you got it?

  Tootie Ramsey : Nobody. That would have spoiled the fun.

  Natalie Green : You still have a lot to learn.

• Joanne 'Jo' Polniaczek : So what... what do you do for men around here?

  Natalie Green : Blair, tell her about Bates Academy.

  [Natalie sits back, smiles dreamily] 

  Natalie Green : Preppy heaven!

  Blair Warner : It's our brother school. It's only a mile away. I'll fix you up.

  Joanne 'Jo' Polniaczek : Give me a break here! I'm talking about men, not high school boys.

  Blair Warner : These aren't boys. I happen to be dating a senior who happens to be nineteen.

  Tootie Ramsey : He's slow, but cute!

  Joanne 'Jo' Polniaczek : [to Blair]  You'll make the perfect roommate. I'll date the men, and you can have their little brothers.

  Tootie Ramsey : [savoring this]  Ooh!

  Blair Warner : Not that this is worth discussing, but since we are roommates and being so frank and honest, there isn't a man around who wouldn't prefer a Rolls-Royce... to a motorbike.

  Tootie Ramsey : [to Natalie, with glee]  This is gonna get good.

  Joanne 'Jo' Polniaczek : [to Blair]  You know, you are kinda like a Rolls-Royce hood ornament, but guys don't dig little angels dipped in chrome.

  Tootie Ramsey : Did I lie?

  [Natalie shakes her head] 

  Blair Warner : [to Jo]  Fortunately for you, we don't move in the same circles, or I could show you which one of us a real man would go for.

• Tootie Ramsey : I don't believe what I see. Blair Warner with only one suitcase.

  Blair Warner : What do you mean? This is just for my makeup. My wardrobe is coming later in a truck.