Blair Warner: We're actually going to get ot meet the infamous Snake, face to fang.
Blair Warner: I swear I have never met anyone who irrates me so much... other than you.
Jo Polniaczek: I knew there was something I liked about him.
Blair Warner: Sometimes men understand things better when we don't tell them things they may have trouble understanding.
Blair Warner: Tootie, have you learned absolutely nothing from me?
Jo Polniaczek: Knowing where to buy hair bleach doesn't apply here Blair.
Casey Clark: I don't mix well with yuppies.
Blair Warner: You don't mix well with anything that walks up right, but you're still going.
Tootie Ramsey: Blair I'm not like you, I can't date more than one guy at a time.
Blair Warner: Hey well there's a combo, the untamed, the unloved, and the unwashed!