Edna Garrett: Jo, why don't you audition for a part?
Jo Polniaczek: No way, I'm not gonna get up there and make a fool out of myself.
Blair Warner: But you do it so well!
Dorothy 'Tootie' Ramsey: I bet you were the one who put Pine Sol in my prop shampoo bottle. While I washed that man right out of my hair, I could have scrubbed the sink too!
Natalie Green: The yellow one was your shampoo bottle? What a silly mix-up. I guess that means Mrs. Garrett was Sassooning the kitchen floor.