- Alexandra 'Alex' Lambarti: Then daddy made us go to the after party at Buckingham Palace.
- Blair Warner: You were at Buck - Buck - Buck...
- Jo Polniaczek: I think she's gonna lay an egg.
- Alexandra 'Alex' Lambarti: Blair... Don't be jealous.
- Blair Warner: Jealous?
- [throws head back and laughs]
- Blair Warner: The word 'jealousy' is not in my vocabulary.
- Natalie Green: [raises glass] Well, here's to jealousy!
- Jo Polniaczek: [re Tootie's weird play] Oh, don't worry about the tickets. I'll get people to come.
- Natalie Green: How?
- Jo Polniaczek: [menacing tone] They'll come!
- Alexandra 'Alex' Lambarti: [arrives] Ciao, everyone.
- Jo Polniaczek: 'Ciao?' Just what I need. A Blair clone!
- Blair Warner: [it's the middle of the night] Where is everybody?
- Jo Polniaczek: Those rats! They're probably down in the kitchen polishing off the chocolate mousse. I had dibs on that for breakfast!
- Natalie Green: [Mrs Garrett entered the cafeteria] What are you doing up?
- Edna Garrett: Oh, I needed something for my stomach. I took a few leftovers to bed and they're not sitting too well.
- Jo Polniaczek: Did you eat my mousse?
- Jo Polniaczek: I'm sorry Jo. I mean reeaally sorry. That mousse is just sitting there, antlers and all!
- Natalie Green: [Tootie gets up in the middle of the night to go after Alex, but steps on Natalie] Ouch!
- Dorothy 'Tootie' Ramsey: I'm sorry, I forgot you were there.
- Natalie Green: What are you doing?
- Dorothy 'Tootie' Ramsey: Shhh! Go back to sleep.
- Natalie Green: I would, but you're standing on my face!
- Dorothy 'Tootie' Ramsey: You're really a princess?
- Alexandra 'Alex' Lambarti: Yes, I am.
- Blair Warner: [lips curling] It's no big deal.
- Natalie Green: Let us be the judge of that. Tootie, a princess!
- Dorothy 'Tootie' Ramsey: What do you mean they're not coming to my play?
- Alexandra 'Alex' Lambarti: Well, as my parents always say, boarding school is a great place to live, but they wouldn't wanna visit.
- Alexandra 'Alex' Lambarti: [re sleeping bags] Aren't these things supposed to be stuffed with something?
- Jo Polniaczek: Yeah. You.
- Dorothy 'Tootie' Ramsey: [wants the new girl to adapt to Eastland] Oh, Alex, go get your uniform for me, please?
- Natalie Green: [to Alex] She has a uniform fetish.
- Blair Warner: You guys keep it down. You're disturbing my beauty sleep.
- Jo Polniaczek: And you really need it.
- Natalie Green: [everybody's playing porter] Blair! Pick up a suitcase! You've got arms!
- Blair Warner: I will not! No one around here ever helped me with my luggage.
- Natalie Green: Listen, we're talking princess here. You said it yourself, there is a certain pecking order.
- [big smile:]
- Natalie Green: You're not Big Bird anymore.