- Edna Garrett: Blair, are you okay? Look I'm sorry I was there when the doctor called. and I'm sorry I know what I know. But I know and I can't pretend that I don't know.
- Blair Warner: Yeah, and by now so does half the school.
- Dorothy 'Tootie' Ramsey: Blair, that's not fair. I'm not that kind of jerk!
- Edna Garrett: We know that, Tootie.
- Dorothy 'Tootie' Ramsey: Thanks Mrs Garrett, but I wanna hear it from Blair.
- Dorothy 'Tootie' Ramsey: [while Blair's folding napkins] Blair, this isn't gossip. I know that. And I won't say a word about it. To anyone. I swear it.
- Dorothy 'Tootie' Ramsey: [Blair stops and looks at Tootie gratefully] On our friendship.
- Jo Polniaczek: Blair, listen, uhm, I don't know what to wear to my interview. Do you think you could... uh, I mean, I could use...
- [gives up]
- Blair Warner: Help?
- [Jo turns away]
- Blair Warner: I'm sorry, I didn't quite hear that.
- Jo Polniaczek: [whines] Oh...
- Blair Warner: No, go ahead, *feel free to beg!*
- Jo Polniaczek: [angrily] You're really busting my chops, aren't you?
- Blair Warner: [gleefully] Yeah...!
- [but reaches out:]
- Blair Warner: Come on, we'll see if we can find you something suitable. Or just clean.
- Monica Warner: I can't believe this. What's happened to that little girl who used to hide in the bathroom when her hair didn't curl just right?
- [chuckles]
- Blair Warner: [shakes her head] Oh, I still do that. But I don't hide from everything. You know, we Warner women are a lot stronger than people think we are.
- Jo Polniaczek: [bursting into the kitchen with Natalie hot on her heels] I need a clock! Mrs Garrett, I'm taking your egg timer. I'll take this for a fuse.
- [begins unraveling some string]
- Jo Polniaczek: I'll get this stuff together, and then I can make some stuff up in the science lab!
- Edna Garrett: [half-heartedly] What are you doing, making a bomb?
- Natalie Green: [desperate] Yes, YES!
- Edna Garrett: WHAT?
- Jo Polniaczek: I'm gonna roll it through their front door, and POW! BOY, POW! Dead Kawasakis all over the street!
- Edna Garrett: [as Jo mops absent-mindedly] Jo, you've been scrubbing the same spot for fifteen minutes. I don't think I've ever seen it cleaner.
- Blair Warner: I've just had another one of my brilliant ideas. If you move your feet while you're moving that mop, we may just be out of here before noon.
- Jo Polniaczek: [to Mrs. Garrett] Could you tell Cinderella here to go stick her head in a pumpkin?
- Dorothy 'Tootie' Ramsey: [to Jo] Are you sure you wanna give up your Saturday afternoons to go to work in a motorcycle shop?
- Jo Polniaczek: I wouldn't be going to work. I'd be going to heaven. Imagine, me in a roomful of bikes. Running my hands over them, watching them gleam in the sun, trying them on for size...
- [continues mopping]
- Blair Warner: I feel the same way when I spend the day at Tiffany's.