As Andy's useless agent still hasn't managed to get him any work, he takes it upon himself to get his sitcom script read by somebody. He manages to get it to Patrick Stewart, who passes it onto the BBC, who decide to develop it. However, Andy finds himself stuck developing the script with a nearly unbearably camp man, a problem he shares with Maggie, who unwittingly repeats it to Andy's colleague later on, possibly jeopardizing Andy's chances of getting his sitcom made. Written by
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[on the side, whispering during Patrick Stewart's dramatic monologue
Here's one: What would you rather be...
Is now the best time to do this?
Right. Would you rather be you, with your face and your legs, and the brain of a chimpanzee...
...or would you rather be a chimpanzee, but with your brain?
I can't answer that. It's too inane, even for you. That's the worst one yet.
Gonna Make You A Star
Written by David Essex
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