Again Andy and Maggie are both extras on the same production, this time it's a period drama starring "hard-man" British actor Ross Kemp, who likes to play up to his tough persona. Another tough-guy actor, Vinnie Jones, is filming something nearby. When Andy brags to his rival, Greg, who's an extra on Jones' set, that Kemp could beat up Jones, the rivalry switches hands from the extras to the actors. Written by
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You just want someone to call up and give me an advert?
That would be amazing. That would be brilliant.
OK, make sure the phone's on the hook, then.
You joke about it - it was unplugged for two days, no-one noticed !
References Richard III
Tea For The Tillerman
Written by Cat Stevens
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