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"Extras" Ben Stiller (TV Episode 2005) Poster

(TV Series)

(2005)

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Ben Stiller: And who are you?

Andy Millman: Nobody.

Ben Stiller: What?

Andy Millman: Nobody.

Ben Stiller: Exactly. And who am I?

Andy Millman: Either Starsky or Hutch, I can never remember.

Ben Stiller: Was that supposed to be funny?

Andy Millman: You tell me, you were in it.

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Ben Stiller: I've kissed Cameron Diaz and Drew Barrymore! I've slapped Jennifer Aniston's butt!

Maggie Jacobs: Yeah, in films.

Ben Stiller: It still counts! It still counts...

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Maggie Jacobs: What have you gone for?

Jon: Oh, boring. Just three-been salad, spinach and smoothie. I'm on a high-fiber diet.

Maggie Jacobs: Oh, no bowel cancer for you then?

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[turning down an invitation to a party]

Andy Millman: I can't. I'm doing... anything else.

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Andy Millman: [Embarrassed at his unintentional racist comments] I am sorry, I don't want to sound like a racist. But I don't happen to know the intricate difference between Chinese & Japanese.

Maggie Jacobs: They teach something in the school, don't they?

Andy Millman: [Realizing what she's about to say] No, don't!

Maggie Jacobs: [Ignoring, and twisting her eyes, touching her knees and breasts in order] Chinese, Japanese, Dirty Knees... What are these?

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Andy Millman: [doubting that Maggie would want to date Jon now that she's discovered he has one leg shorter than the other] Do you really want to be known as "that girl"?

Maggie Jacobs: What girl?

Andy Millman: "Maggie." You know Maggie? The one who goes out with that guy with the big shoe?

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Jon: [in the cafeteria] Hi.

Maggie Jacobs: Oh, hi, there. What you doing here?

Jon: I'm just having lunch.

Maggie Jacobs: Oh, right, yeah. We're having lunch as well.

Andy Millman: Yeah. Letting it cool down here, though.

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Andy Millman: Herman Munster just slipped out?

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Ben Stiller: Who are you?

Andy Millman: Nobody.

Ben Stiller: Yeah. Nobody. Hmmm. And who am I?

Andy Millman: It's either Starsky or Hutch, I can never remember.

Ben Stiller: Was that supposed to be funny?

Andy Millman: You tell me, you were in it.

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