Debra Barone: You're dancing with me today, Jerkwad!
Raymond "Ray" Barone: You haven't called me that since our wedding!
Raymond "Ray" Barone: I loved it when my mother said: "I'm a mother, you are my business!" You know what we're waiting for Ma? Your "GOING OUT OF BUSINESS SALE".
[Marie has interupted the service]
Raymond "Ray" Barone: [whispered to Robert] Did you bring your gun?
[Marie has given a speech about pushing Robert into marriage]
Amy MacDougall: [Turning to Debra] Did she do this to you?
Debra Barone: Honey, this is only the beginning!