- Debra Barone: Ray, the kids have to be picked up soon. Can you go get them?
- Ray Barone: I just sat down.
- Debra Barone: What are you, 80?
- Ray Barone: What are you doing?
- Debra Barone: I'm sorting the catalogs.
- Ray Barone: Oh, God's work.
- Debra Barone: Come on, one of us has to go.
- Ray Barone: You go.
- Debra Barone: I *always* go, Ray.
- [the kitchen door opens and Marie walks in]
- Marie Barone: Watch your step, Frank.
- Ray Barone: All right, I'll go.
- Debra Barone: No, I'll go.
- Debra Barone: Oh look, "The Eagles Return To The Nest"
- Ray Barone: Yeah, we were the eagles. Now where are the bald eagles?
- Warren: Scott cried during the SATs when he skipped a question by mistake and all his answers were off by one.
- Ray Barone: Yeah.
- Scott Preman: That wasn't funny, okay? I had to go to community college.
- Marie Barone: I need your counter space. I accidentally doubled my cookie recipe.
- Ray Barone: What's that, 5,000 cookies?
- Robert Barone: [about Ray's hair] He uses conditioner doesn't he? Then he tops it off with the volumizer?