- [Somebody wrote "Ray stinks" on Ray's fridge]
- Ray Barone: I knew it! It's that damn Spencer kid!
- Robert Barone: Whoa, whoa, whoa. Let's not jump to conclusions. It could've been somebody else.
- Ray Barone: Well, did you write it?
- Robert Barone: No. But, it could've been the twins.
- Ray Barone: No, if it was them, they would've wrote "Daddy Stinks". Was it you, dad?
- Frank Barone: If it was me, I wouldn't have written "Ray STINKS".