Narrator: I thought I'd see George Bush wearing a do-rag before Tonya got in trouble.
Rochelle Rock: Why are you late?
Chris Rock: Uh, my bus broke down.
Rochelle Rock: Well, next time you better get off and fix it!
Rochelle Rock: Who wants to play "Clean Up This Damn House"?
Narrator: [Narrating] I won the "Take Out The Garbage Competition" four years in a row!