Narrator: Like wars, most fights are started by people who won't get hit.
Narrator: My mother hated using food stamps because she was a ghetto snob.
Tanya Rock: [about the generic cereal] Does it have a prize inside?
Rochelle Rock: The prize is you won't starve to death.
Greg Wuliger: Hey, why don't we do a thing on plate tectonics?
Narrator: I thought "plate tectonics" was the original name of the Wu-Tang Clan.
Chris Rock: You know, there's a reason why you didn't have a friend until I came along.
Greg Wuliger: And there's a reason why you don't have a friend now!
Narrator: [Narrating] It was like Andrew Ridgeley leaving Wham!
Chris Rock: This is perfect. Mercury's closest to the sun, Venus is second, Earth is third, and we have four moons around Mercury. It's perfectly to scale.
Greg Wuliger: Quit lying to yourself.
Chris Rock: What's that supposed to mean?
Greg Wuliger: If Earth was actually this close to the sun, we'd all be dead.
Chris Rock: Greg, it's a science project. It looks great.
Greg Wuliger: We gotta do it over.
Chris Rock: Do it over? Do the whole universe over? Are you crazy? It's looks great the way it is.
Greg Wuliger: This isn't great. It sucks.
Chris Rock: Look at this kid. His project is a bug in Jello. We're fine.
Greg Wuliger: I knew you didn't take science as seriously as I do.
Chris Rock: Einstein didn't take science as serious as you do.
Greg Wuliger: I knew I should've gotten another partner. I can't turn this in. People will think I'm an idiot.
Chris Rock: What are you trying to say?
Greg Wuliger: I said it once and I'll say it again, this sucks.
Chris Rock: You know, if you want to do something else, well, then do something else.
Greg Wuliger: I'm not gonna let you screw the whole thing up.
[he and Chris fight over the project which breaks]
Chris Rock: You know, there's a reason why you didn't have a friend before I came along.
Greg Wuliger: There's a reason you don't have a friend now.
Narrator: This must be like Andrew Ridgeley leaving Wham.