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Himself - Narrator: Like wars, most fights are started by people who won't get hit.

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Greg Wuliger: Hey, why don't we do a thing on plate tectonics?

Himself - Narrator: I thought "plate tectonics" was the original name of the Wu-Tang Clan.

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Chris Rock: You know, there's a reason why you didn't have a friend until I came along.

Greg Wuliger: And there's a reason why you don't have a friend now!

[walks out]

Himself - Narrator: [Narrating] It was like Andrew Ridgeley leaving Wham!

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Chris Rock: This is perfect. Mercury's closest to the sun, Venus is second, Earth is third, and we have four moons around Mercury. It's perfectly to scale.

Greg Wuliger: Quit lying to yourself.

Chris Rock: What's that supposed to mean?

Greg Wuliger: If Earth was actually this close to the sun, we'd all be dead.

Chris Rock: Greg, it's a science project. It looks great.

Greg Wuliger: We gotta do it over.

Chris Rock: Do it over? Do the whole universe over? Are you crazy? It's looks great the way it is.

Greg Wuliger: This isn't great. It sucks.

Chris Rock: Look at this kid. His project is a bug in Jello. We're fine.

Greg Wuliger: I knew you didn't take science as seriously as I do.

Chris Rock: Einstein didn't take science as serious as you do.

Greg Wuliger: I knew I should've gotten another partner. I can't turn this in. People will think I'm an idiot.

Chris Rock: What are you trying to say?

Greg Wuliger: I said it once and I'll say it again, this sucks.

Chris Rock: You know, if you want to do something else, well, then do something else.

Greg Wuliger: I'm not gonna let you screw the whole thing up.

Chris Rock: You know, there's a reason why you didn't have a friend before I came along.

Greg Wuliger: There's a reason you don't have a friend now.

Himself - Narrator: This must be like Andrew Ridgeley leaving Wham.

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Himself - Narrator: [Narrating] My mother hated using food stamps because she was a ghetto snob.

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Himself - Narrator: [Narrating] Some people count sheep. My father counted CHEAP.

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Tanya Rock: [about the generic cereal] Does it have a prize inside?

Rochelle Rock: The prize is you won't starve to death.

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