Even Stevens (TV Series)

Your Toast (2002)

Jason Marsden: Norman Squirelli

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• [Squirelli looks over Ren's resume] 

  Norman Squirelli : [to Ren]  Impressive résumé.

  Ren Stevens : Thank you.

  [Squirelli crumples up Ren's résumé in front of her] 

  Norman Squirelli : [as he places a slice of toast into a toaster on his desk using tongs]  You ever made toast before, Ren Stevens?

  Ren Stevens : Um... sure. Every morning.

  Norman Squirelli : I meant professionally.

  Ren Stevens : Oh... um. Well, I had a lemonade stand once and I thought about serving toast. But um...

  [the two are rudely interrupted when an employee burst into Norman's office grabbing a fresh bag of bread] 

  Norman Squirelli : Ren, forget everything that you *think* you know about making toast. Because we just don't *sell* toast. We sell a whole new world!

  Norman Squirelli : [struggles to get out from behind his desk and eventually succeeds]  We sell fun... and... and... energy... and... and the whole toast lifestyle!

  [as the toast pops out of the toaster, Norman grabs a plate and quickly spins around as the slice of toast lands perfectly on the plate] 

  Ren Stevens : [amazed]  Wow! You're really good!

  Norman Squirelli : [as he puts the plate down]  It's all about professionalism.