Ren Stevens: Why didn't you tell me you found Mr. Pookie?
Louis Stevens: Because, you know, you get all screamy, and mushy, jumping, crying, hugging... it's just horrible.
Ren Stevens: All right.
[Hands Louis drumsticks]
Louis Stevens: Ren, what am I supposed to do with the drumsticks? REN?
[Walks into family room where he sees a drum set]
Louis Stevens: [Drops backpack] Oh... Thank you so much ma.
[Starts jumping, screaming, and crying while hugging the family]
Ren Stevens: Thanks for not getting mushy.
Eileen Stevens: Louis, where are your pants?
Louis Stevens: [smiling and counting money] I sold them... for six bucks.
Louis Stevens: Dad, I gotta talk to you about my drum set.
Steve Stevens: You don't have a drum set!
Louis Stevens: Exactly. But I figured out a way to solve this problem.
Steve Stevens: And that would be...?
Louis Stevens: I'm gonna let you buy it for me.
Ruby Mendel: So, Scott, what's the deal with you and Sandy Smithers?
Scott Brooks: We broke up two weeks ago.
[Ruby kicks Ren in the foot]
Ren Stevens: Ow! Uh, that's gotta hurt!
Ren Stevens: I know I said I was growing up, but... I'm not, and I miss Mr. Pookie and I want him back!
Eileen Stevens: Oh, sweetheart...
Steve Stevens: Oh...
Eileen Stevens: Come here. We all miss Mr. Pookie.
Steve Stevens: Ren, I promise you that this family will do whatever it takes to get Mr. Pookie back. Isn't that right, Louis? Louis?
[Louis is back to sleep, snoring]