Even Stevens (TV Series)

The King Sloppy (2002)

Steven Anthony Lawrence: Beans

Quotes 

• Beans : [to Ren]  Wouldn't wanna be in your shoes.

  [pan over to Beans attempting to walk in high heel shoes] 

  Beans : How do you walk in these things?

• [Ren catches Beans looking through the keyhole of her bedroom door and smacks him on the rear with a sweater] 

  Ren Stevens : Beans, what are you doing?

  Beans : I heard there was a princess in there.

  Ren Stevens : Shh! She's not a princess. She's a lady and she's having a lie down.

  Beans : That's baloney! There's no one lying down in there.

  Ren Stevens : What are you...

  [Ren gets cutoff by Beans entering her bedroom] 

  Ren Stevens : Beans, you're gonna wake her up!

  [the two find the room empty; Beans picks up a note left on the edge of Ren's bed] 

  Beans : [reading the note Jane left for Ren]  "Went out for some fun. Best regards, Jane."

  Ren Stevens : Gimme that!

  [Ren snatches the note from Beans and analyzes it] 

  Ren Stevens : [panicked]  She's gone. I lost Lady Jane!

  [Beans takes the note back from Ren and sniffs it] 

  Beans : Smells like she left about half an hour ago.

  [Ren grimaces]