Louis Stevens: What's living if you never pull your shorts down and slide on the ice, Ren?
Louis Stevens: Beans is like that policeman in Terminator 2, you know who I'm talking about? I swear, he goes liquid. He can fit through cracks in windows, under doors, through little keyholes!
Donnie Stevens: [to Eileen and Steve] It's Louis and Ren! I think they're getting along.
[in the rockumentary]
Donnie Stevens: It was the sweetest thing. I mean, I wanted to hug them, but I didn't wanna ruin my hair.
Louis Stevens: Here's what we do. I think that we should throw a free concert. But not just any free concert. This free concert will be on the school roof.
Alan Twitty: That is sweet! You know what, dude, that's not a bad idea. 'Cause the Beatles threw a free concert on the roof once.
Tawny Dean: And so did U2!
Louis Stevens: And now, the Twitty Stevens Connection.
Ren Stevens: [in the rockumentary] Louis had this idea of throwing a free concert. And free publicity is a great idea, in theory. But, uh, doing it on the school roof...
Principal Conrad Wexler: [in his office] Students on the roof? Strictly forbidden. Why do you ask?
Ren Stevens: Uhm, just double checking the list of forbidden things.
Principal Conrad Wexler: Tom, why are you filming this?
Louis Stevens: What's up, guys.
Alan Twitty: What's up, dude.
Louis Stevens: Alright, so here's what I'm thinking. I think we should here really early, right, really early. Like before-school-starts early. Alright? We get our stuff, our equipment, and we send it up on the roof.
Alan Twitty: Sweet. Hey, what if we were camouflaged?
Tawny Dean: You know, Twitty, that is a brilliant idea. What if we dress up as giant metal vents to get in with the roof decor?
Alan Twitty: Yeah, now that I hear it out loud, it does sound kind of stupid.
Alan Twitty: [to Ren] Well, looks like your little brother is in deep trouble.
Tawny Dean: Yeah, but you gotta admit... He's got guts.
Tawny Dean: Best side of being Louis's friend? Well, it's never boring. Downside?
[holding up a banana shell on her trash stick]
Ren Stevens: I have never been in so much trouble before. But it was worth it.
Louis Stevens: I'm giving her a lot of credit for stepping up. That was very cool. But don't tell her I...
Ren Stevens: ...said that. I would hate to admit that I actually had fun with Louis.