Juan Carlos: John

Quotes 

• [last lines] 

  John : [John has just had a threesome with Helen and Sam, two beautiful women he's been two-timing]  Helen and Sam liked our arrangement so much that we made it a permanent one. Most men go through their entire lives looking for the right woman. I found her... both of them.

• John : [after a threesome with the sexy Sam and Helen, John is sitting between them on the sofa, all naked and all exhausted from all that lovemaking]  So, I guess this means that you're not going to break up with me, either one of you?

  Samantha : [Sam and Helen chuckle at that]  No way. This works out just fine for me.

  Helen : Me too.

  [to John] 

  Helen : Are you alright with this?

  John : [when John can't come up with an answer, Sam and Helen giggle mischievously]  God, it's every man's dream, isn't it?

  Samantha : Well, that settles it then. Oh, by the way... Helen?

  Helen : [taking Sam's hand in hers]  Yeah?

  Samantha : I have to go. I'll wait for you in the car.

  Helen : Ok.

  John : [confused]  What do you mean in the car? In one car?

  Helen : Did we forget to tell him, Sam?

  [both women laugh while John looks at them from side to side] 

  John : What? What?

  Samantha : You see, John. Helen and I have been roommates for the past six months.

  Helen : Us. One car.

  [now John is laughing] 

  Helen : You didn't think that it was a coincidence that once one of us left the other arrived, did you?

  Samantha : [holding hands with Helen again]  It was taking too long for you to come out...

  Helen : ...so we went ahead and did it ourselves.

  John : Wow! So... there you have it. I guess we all just live happily ever after, huh?

  [Sam and Helen couldn't agree more by both making love to John and each other on the sofa again]