- Bachelor Friend: [the guys at a bachelor party are impatient for the entertainment to arrive] Will you just keep your pants on?
- Waitress: Um, I'll decide who keeps their pants on.
- [they all turn to see a tall, stunningly beautiful blonde woman has just walked in dressed as a waitress, but this is the sexiest waitress they've ever laid eyes on. Her short, tight uniform barely conceals her voluptuous figure, supple breasts, stunning thighs and tight posterior. She takes the groom to be by the hands and plonks him in a chair in the centre, with every man in the room craning to get a better view. She lets her long hair down to her shoulders which had been tied in a tight bun and starts playfully fingering with the zipper on the front of her uniform. The show is about to begin]
- Waitress: [after a show that includes twerking, stripping and naked lap dancing, the stripper is now back in uniform again] Congratulations.
- Fiancé: [the groom is still a little addled, but manages to collect himself] Thankyou.
- Waitress: Goodnight.
- [she moves in and kisses him on the cheek. That gets the other men in the room wanting some of the same and more besides and the smile on her lovely face broadens into a leering grin as she waves them goodbye. Sexy, beautiful and she knows it]
- Fiancé: [when asked by his beautiful fiancée if he has anything to feel guilty about after his bachelor party, which involved a naked lap dance by a gorgeous stripper] Not at all.
- The guys at a bachelor party: [the guys at the bachelor party let out a collective cheer at the sight of a sexy stripper in nothing but a thong, because as good as she looked in her short waitress's uniform, she looks even better out of it. They marvel at her round, perfect breasts, curvaceous figure and tightly formed ass before she finally loses the thong too, to their universal delight]
- Waitress: [to her admirers at a bachelor party after giving the groom one last taste of freedom in the form of a nude lap dance] Bye boys!