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(TV Series)

(1985)

Quotes

Robert McCall: I see you're keeping out of trouble young man.

Mickey Kostmayer: Always, old man.

Robert McCall: You know what I'm doing these days Mick?

Mickey Kostmayer: Well if you've turned Carny on me I don't want to hear about it.

[McCall passes a newspaper clipping]

Mickey Kostmayer: Well, this Equalizer, that's you?

Robert McCall: That's me.

Mickey Kostmayer: I bet you get a lot of weird phone calls.

Robert McCall: Yes more than I ever imagined.

Mickey Kostmayer: I like it. Been times I wished I had a number like that.

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Mickey Kostmayer: Blue before yellow kills the fellow.

Robert McCall: Blue after yellow kills the fellow.

Mickey Kostmayer: Wait wait wait wait, blue before yellow after, blue, it's blue.

Robert McCall: Shut up Mickey.

[McCall cuts the blue wire]

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Robert McCall: You know when I was with the agency, these afternoon trists used to bore me. Now they irritate me.

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Answering machine: Hiya this is Ronnie, I know I promised your car back this afternoon but I ran into a problem so you won't have it until tomorrow. Er, hope that isn't too much of a pr...

[McCall presses fast forward]

Answering machine: [Beep] Yeah I'm a waitress in a doughnut shop on eighth avenue, the manager keeps coming on and I want you to teach him a lesson.

[Beep]

Answering machine: Hello er Equalizer I'm a WF and I'm into bandanas and-an-an cross dressing, I'd love it if you...

[McCall presses fast forward]

Robert McCall: You've been Equalized enough already.

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Robert McCall: What are you doing?

Mickey Kostmayer: Packing up. I figured you're here cause you need some whacko who's willing to stick his finger in the fan.

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Robert McCall: You know, when I was with the agency, these afternoon trysts used to bore me. Now, they irritate me.

Control: I need your notes, I need your contacts on Cypress - otherwise I'll never get it together again.

Robert McCall: No way! I'm not having my people burned by someone else's incompetence.

Control: This is important.

Robert McCall: To you, it's important to you.

Control: Look, what do you want? Do you want me to kiss your ring? I will.

Robert McCall: Ironic we should be meeting here.

Control: I don't have time for this...

Robert McCall: All right, you can have Cypress.

Control: Oh, thank you.

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