Entourage (TV Series)

The Script and the Sherpa (2004)

Jerry Ferrara: Turtle

Quotes 

• The Sherpa : The Earth is moving. Did you feel that? Everything. All the time. Dimensions we can't even see. Everything is evolving. Turtle, you're a dove.

  Turtle : That's cool. Can I hit that, Sherp? Thanks.

  Eric : You afraid of getting busted?

  The Sherpa : Busted? I'm entrusted, man. I don't steal. I heal. We're not getting stoned. We're getting honed. My probation officer's one of my best customers. I'm a prisoner. I'm a prisoner of, uh, war. War on drugs. It's all so negative, man. I mean, the Man's most positive positive-tive is a nega-tive. It's a mega-nega-tive. Right?

  [shouts] 

  The Sherpa : Viking Quest! Let them be low. We are getting *high*. We're not getting fucked down. We're getting fuck up.

• The Sherpa : [takes a very long drag from a hooka]  The earth is moving, did you feel that? Everything all the time. The dimensions we can't even see. Everything is evolving-Turtle, you're a dove.

  Turtle : That's cool can I hit that, Sherp? Thanks.

  Eric : Aren't you afraid of getting busted?

  The Sherpa : Busted? I'm entrusted. I don't steal, I heal. We're not getting stoned, we're getting honed. My probation officer's one of my best customers. I'm a prisoner, I'm a prisoner of war, war on drugs. It's all so negative, man. I mean the man's most positive, positive, -tive is a negative; It's a mega-negative. Right? Viking Quest! Let them be low. We are getting high. We're not getting fucked down, we're getting fucked up.

• Johnny 'Drama' Chase : [as Vince walks away with his yoga-trainer girlfriend]  I don't trust that New Age bullshit.

  Turtle : Me neither. Not even when it comes attached to an ass like that.

• Turtle : Don't get mad, but I think she's stealing food.

  Vincent Chase : She's not stealing food.

  Turtle : Well, shit keeps disappearing from the fridge.

  Johnny 'Drama' Chase : I did have a meat loaf vanish.

  Turtle : I mean, I know how these kleptos work. First it's the food, then it's the plasma.

  Vincent Chase : All right. She didn't steal it, she threw it away.

  Turtle : Thrown it away? Why?

  Vincent Chase : She's vegan.

  Turtle : Now what the fuck does that mean?

  Vincent Chase : It means she's into a cruelty-free lifestyle.

  Turtle : It's cruel to throw away a $65 steak from Morton's.

  Vincent Chase : Look, guys, just do me a favor. Keep the meat out of her eyeline while she's around?

  Johnny 'Drama' Chase : Look, she's already got him wearing cloth shoes.

  Vincent Chase : These are my slippers. They're the ones that he

  [points at Turtle] 

  Vincent Chase : stole from the Four Seasons, Maui.

  Turtle : Those are the slippers? Where's the robe?

  Eric : [entering]  Fiona just dropped the robe at the pool and had nothing on underneath.

  Turtle : She's naked at the pool?