Entourage (TV Series)

The Script and the Sherpa (2004)

Kevin Connolly: Eric Murphy

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• The Sherpa : The Earth is moving. Did you feel that? Everything. All the time. Dimensions we can't even see. Everything is evolving. Turtle, you're a dove.

  Turtle : That's cool. Can I hit that, Sherp? Thanks.

  Eric : You afraid of getting busted?

  The Sherpa : Busted? I'm entrusted, man. I don't steal. I heal. We're not getting stoned. We're getting honed. My probation officer's one of my best customers. I'm a prisoner. I'm a prisoner of, uh, war. War on drugs. It's all so negative, man. I mean, the Man's most positive positive-tive is a nega-tive. It's a mega-nega-tive. Right?

  [shouts] 

  The Sherpa : Viking Quest! Let them be low. We are getting *high*. We're not getting fucked down. We're getting fuck up.

• The Sherpa : [takes a very long drag from a hooka]  The earth is moving, did you feel that? Everything all the time. The dimensions we can't even see. Everything is evolving-Turtle, you're a dove.

  Turtle : That's cool can I hit that, Sherp? Thanks.

  Eric : Aren't you afraid of getting busted?

  The Sherpa : Busted? I'm entrusted. I don't steal, I heal. We're not getting stoned, we're getting honed. My probation officer's one of my best customers. I'm a prisoner, I'm a prisoner of war, war on drugs. It's all so negative, man. I mean the man's most positive, positive, -tive is a negative; It's a mega-negative. Right? Viking Quest! Let them be low. We are getting high. We're not getting fucked down, we're getting fucked up.

• Josh Weinstein : [unashamedly naked in the changing room]  Knicks playing the Angels on Tuesday. Got the company box if you wanna roll with. Got the girls from the L Word coming. Trust me, they're only acting.

  Eric : Not trying to be an asshole or anything, but, uh... do we know each other?

  Josh Weinstein : Are you kidding me? Josh Weinstein, Triad. We met at the fight.

• Fiona : [wearing robe]  Hey.

  Eric : Hey.

  Fiona : What are you doing?

  Eric : Just reading a script.

  Fiona : Any good?

  Eric : Ah, it's great so far, yeah.

  Fiona : So... that's your job, you just read a bunch of scripts and tell Vince which the good ones are?

  Eric : Yes, something like that.

  Fiona : Wow.

  [with laughter in her voice:] 

  Fiona : That's a really cool job. So, did you go to school for that?

  Eric : No.

  Fiona : I love to read. I read all the Harry Potter books and... uhm... I don't know. If you need any second opinion, don't hesitate.

  Eric : Okay. Cool.

  Fiona : All right.

  Eric : Thanks.

  [and then Fiona slips off her robe, and wades into the pool naked] 

• Turtle : Don't get mad, but I think she's stealing food.

  Vincent Chase : She's not stealing food.

  Turtle : Well, shit keeps disappearing from the fridge.

  Johnny 'Drama' Chase : I did have a meat loaf vanish.

  Turtle : I mean, I know how these kleptos work. First it's the food, then it's the plasma.

  Vincent Chase : All right. She didn't steal it, she threw it away.

  Turtle : Thrown it away? Why?

  Vincent Chase : She's vegan.

  Turtle : Now what the fuck does that mean?

  Vincent Chase : It means she's into a cruelty-free lifestyle.

  Turtle : It's cruel to throw away a $65 steak from Morton's.

  Vincent Chase : Look, guys, just do me a favor. Keep the meat out of her eyeline while she's around?

  Johnny 'Drama' Chase : Look, she's already got him wearing cloth shoes.

  Vincent Chase : These are my slippers. They're the ones that he

  [points at Turtle] 

  Vincent Chase : stole from the Four Seasons, Maui.

  Turtle : Those are the slippers? Where's the robe?

  Eric : [entering]  Fiona just dropped the robe at the pool and had nothing on underneath.

  Turtle : She's naked at the pool?