Marvin: You guys are out of control. Twenty five hundred dollars a month his brother spends on vitamin supplements. Nobody can take that many supplements and still fuckin live!
Johnny 'Drama' Chase: Do you remember, The Orange County Register said I was a functioning retard. Now that was a bad review.
Turtle: I thought that was a compliment.
Jessica Alba: My agent isn't here.
Ari Gold: I know she's not here because I slashed her tires. She's on her hands and knees right now on Mulholland. She's not going to make it because you want a statue, you deserve a statue - you do, you deserve it. Because your natural energy; the way you are hasn't been seen yet. Someone needs to step up and utilize you for the way you are, your self-empowered, interesting woman, and you need to take it. And not an MTV Award, but like a real one.
Ari Gold: [about Eric] Guy doesn't wanna make money. He's a communist.
Ari Gold: You a communist? Or you a socialist? Or didn't they teach you the difference at Pepperoni U?
Johnny 'Drama' Chase: What a view.
Vincent Chase: We're at a party with some of the hottest girls in the world, and we're staring at a bunch of fuckin lights.
[talking about their "first times"]
Turtle: Look who's talking, Mr begged-for-pussy-on-prom-night.
Eric: I begged my girlfriend, Turtle. Not a 40 dollar hooker who declined your mother's credit card.
Vincent Chase: E, I decided - we're going with the Benz.
Eric: You sure? I mean you changed your mind ten time already.
Vincent Chase: No I'm set. I had a dream about it last night.
Johnny 'Drama' Chase: I dreamt about it last night too, Vince. We're cruising down Rodeo, suddenly two jerkoffs pull up and say "hey Chase brothers, fuck your mother!" and then open fire.
Eric: That had to be a dream - somebody recognized you?