Entourage (TV Series)
The Bat Mitzvah (2005)
Kevin Connolly: Eric Murphy
Quotes
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Eric Murphy : He disappeared with Sloan.
Johnny Drama : Probably at the tennis courts. I hear that's where you fuck at the Beverly Hilton.
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[seeing E all dressed up to woo Sloan]
Vincent Chase : Looks like we're headed for another E romance novel. Get your tissues ready, guys.
Turtle : Seriously E, if this one breaks your heart, just kill yourself so we don't have to hear about it.
Johnny Drama : I'll have the Barry Manilow CD ready for you.
Eric Murphy : Fuck you guys.
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Eric Murphy : Amazing. Eventually you won't even need actors, right?
James Cameron : In five years we won't.
[Eric's face drops]
James Cameron : Kidding!
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James Cameron : It may not look like much now, but wait till you see Poseidon is in 3D, with Aquaman riding Storm.
Eric Murphy : What's Storm?
James Cameron : That's his animatronic seahorse.
Eric Murphy : Amazing. I mean, eventually, you won't even need actors, right?
James Cameron : In five years, we won't.
[which obviously knocks E for a loop]
James Cameron : Kidding!
[chuckles]