Vincent Chase: Sorry I'm late. You know how hard it is to break away from a good spooning.
Johnny "Drama" Chase: I'm telling you, once your car's been stolen, it never runs the same again. It's like a guy sleeping with your girl. He leaves his mark all over her.
Barbara Miller: So Ari, who's gonna be running this shindig, you or me?
Ari Gold: You've got the biggest cock in the room, Babs. Why don't you kick it off?
Barbara Miller: Oh I don't know about that, Ari. We haven't seen Eric's yet.
Vincent Chase: I've never been like this in my life, guys. And the truth of the matter is, I don't even give a fuck about the movie anymore. I could live with Mandy in a one-bedroom in Chatsworth and I'd be happy.
Ari Gold: A little memory trick, when they introduce themselves: word association. Like you say "Eric Murphy" I think loser.
Eric Murphy: Like Ari Gold - douchebag?
Robin: Hello gentlemen, I'm Robin. How can I help you?
Johnny "Drama" Chase: How you doing, girl? We're looking for a silky smooth rhyming cat named Saigon.
Robin: Was that English?
[in a room with Mandy Moore's agents]
Ari Gold: They're just asking you to get Vince to put this relationship on hold until the movie's over.
Eric Murphy: Ari, the guy's in love, all right? He's not going to put his relationship on hold, but I promise you he will be where he needs to be. You guys do the same thing with Mandy and we'll be fine, okay? You done? Nice meeting you.
[begins walking out]
Barbara Miller: Eric. You don't want to wind up spinning dough at that fucking pizza place again, do you?
Ari Gold: I told her a little bit about you.
[Eric walks over to Barbara]
Eric Murphy: Listen Babs, you don't want to talk to me like that, cause I don't care who you are. Yes, I am Vince's manager, but we've also been best friends since we were 6 years old, and I don't appreciate sitting in a room discussing his personal life with a bunch of fucking strangers.
Johnny "Drama" Chase: Nobody takes cabs in L.A., Turtle.
Turtle: That's 'cause no one can figure out what color they are... I mean they got blue ones, green ones, red ones, white ones.
Johnny "Drama" Chase: Fuck a city where the cabs aren't monochromatic yellow.