Johnny "Drama" Chase: I remember I broke up with Stacy Laruzso a week before Valentine's Day. I got back with her a week after. No chocolates, no roses...
Eric Murphy: No class.
Johnny "Drama" Chase: Yeah, Vince. Let's do a Tarantino movie. He could revive me like he did for Travolta.
Turtle: Be more like reviving Freddie "Boom Boom" Washington.
Ari Gold: I'm just saying be discreet... No hand-holding at the Grove. No canoodling on Melrose.
Vincent Chase: Canoodling?
Shauna: No finger-banging her courtside at the Lakers game...
Vincent Chase: We look at it like we've been dating for five years, with a four-and-a-half year break.
Johnny "Drama" Chase: You know Brooke Shields was the first girl I ever seriously jerked off to.
Turtle: That's romantic, Drama. You should tell her.
Johnny "Drama" Chase: In the comforting scene, I thought that maybe a little kiss might add some pathos.
Brooke Shields: Kiss?
Johnny "Drama" Chase: Yeah, nothing crazy; more in love than lust.
Brooke Shields: You're playing my brother.
Johnny "Drama" Chase: [feigns surprise] Really? I didn't even get a full script.