Ari Gold: I want you to pass this message along to Dana. Tell her that I still have the pictures from Cancun, tell her that I'm going to start a website. I'm gonna take out a full page ad in the LA Times advertising it. Tell her that it will be called imahollywoodexecutivewhore.com and that no password or fee will be required. Tell her I want a fucking call back!
Ari Gold: Cole! Where the fuck is Peter Cole's office? Right here?
[Ari storms into the room]
Ari Gold: James Cameron is directing "Aquaman"?
Man: That's great! That's awesome!
Ari Gold: That's "awesome", huh? You didn't think to bring it up in the fucking staff meeting? An e-mail? A yellow fucking sticky something?
Man: I didn't know I was supposed to know that kind of stuff.
Ari Gold: Well, what is it you're supposed to know, do you think? Huh? What the fuck do we pay you for? To get your agency card laminated so you can go to Shelter and try to fuck Mischa Barton?
Man: [panicked] I didn't... I didn't think... I... I didn't...
Ari Gold: Let me tell you something. You don't have to say anything. You know why? Cause you pick up all your stuff...
[sweeps everything off the desk onto the floor]
Ari Gold: ...because you're motherfucking fired!
[Ari storms out]
CAA Assistant: What happened?
Man: I don't know. I was... I was dropping off Peter's mail and then Mr. Gold fired me. My life is over!