- Bu'kaH: I've never seen your kind before, but you have made an enemy of the Klingon Empire!
- Captain Jonathan Archer: From what I've noticed, that's not hard to do.
- Bu'kaH: When our Birds-of-Prey arrive, your ship will be destroyed.
- Captain Jonathan Archer: [to Tucker] Remind me to stop trying to help people.
- Bu'kaH: There was a raid.
- Captain Jonathan Archer: Yes?
- [he waits for Bu'kaH to continue, which however doesn't happen]
- Captain Jonathan Archer: I can understand your not wanting to talk about it if the raid went badly for you.
- Bu'kaH: The Xarantines are no match for us! We attacked their outpost and took what we wanted.
- Dr. Phlox: And that included some Xarantine ale?
- [she nods]
- Captain Jonathan Archer: Did your whole crew drink it?
- Bu'kaH: The triumph belonged to all.
- Captain Jonathan Archer: I'll take that as a yes.
- [Sato has performed some target practice]
- Lieutenant Malcolm Reed: Your hit-to-miss ratio is still below fifty percent. If those had been live rounds, you'd have blown out two or three bulkheads.
- Ensign Hoshi Sato: Took a while, but I think I finally got my space legs.
- Captain Jonathan Archer: I never doubted that you'd find them.
- Lieutenant Malcolm Reed: Ah, the one time we need our Chief Engineer... is the one time we leave him behind.
- [Sato is examining some Klingon dishes]
- Sub-Commander T'Pol: It's called 'gagh'. It's a Klingon delicacy. But only when they're alive.
- Ensign Hoshi Sato: They look like worms.
- Sub-Commander T'Pol: They *are* worms.
- [the Klingon captain has ordered Archer to surrender Enterprise]
- Captain Jonathan Archer: You wouldn't last ten seconds in a battle with us. You've got multiple hull breaches, your shields are down, and from what I'm told, you're fresh out of torpedoes. If I were you, I'd take what little honor I had left and go home. - Fire one shot, and I'll blast you right back to where we found you.
- Dr. Phlox: Well, you won't be contagious inside an environment suit. Just try not to sneeze in your helmet.
- Lieutenant Malcolm Reed: We'll be on our way back well before we're in any danger. I for one have no interest in imploding a valuable shuttlepod.
- Ensign Hoshi Sato: Or three valuable officers.
- [last lines]
- Ensign Hoshi Sato: Do you smell that?
- Sub-Commander T'Pol: I don't smell anything.
- Ensign Hoshi Sato: Exactly.
- Lieutenant Malcolm Reed: We can travel faster than the speed of light. You'd think we could find a cure for the common cold.
- Dr. Phlox: You should be grateful a Human cold is so mild. I once had a patient with the, er, Kamaraazite flu. He sneezed so violently, he nearly regurgitated his pineal gland.
- Ensign Hoshi Sato: [trying to decipher the Klingon consoles] "pu'DaH... dak cha" - something they call 'photon torpedoes'.
- Lieutenant Malcolm Reed: Photon torpedoes? Never heard of anything like that.
- [an alarm has gone off]
- Lieutenant Malcolm Reed: Hoshi?
- Ensign Hoshi Sato: It says the pressure's failing in the... j'khat bah - fusion manifold. Do you know what that means?
- Lieutenant Malcolm Reed: To quote our very own Mr. Tucker: it means we're dead 'n the water.
- Captain Jonathan Archer: If we could reestablish a comm signal with T'Pol and the others, the Klingon woman could probably talk them through the repairs. But she's got a thousand generations of instinct telling her not to trust me.