Michael Ian Black: Phil Stubbs

Quotes 

• Phil Stubbs : Okay! They got me. I let down my guard, and they got me. I've decided to take care of the catering FOC

  Carol Vessey : F... O... C?

  Phil Stubbs : Free of Charge. AND if you repeat that I will deny it. There are reasons why people in this town need to think of Phil Stubbs as a soulless merchant of fear.

  Ed Stevens : [laughing until Phil puts up a warning finger and then stops]  Oh.