Kyle Chandler: Gary Hobson

Quotes 

• Pedro Mendoza : Hey Chuck, thanks for the financial advice! I'll be in touch.

  Chuck Fishman : You've got my cellphone number, right?

  [Gary gives him a disapproving look] 

  Chuck Fishman : What?

  Gary Hobson : [Slaps Chuck on the shoulder with the newspaper]  Financial advice... I knew you were up to something...

  Chuck Fishman : What? I wasn't, I swear! I didn't even think about it until you brought it up just now!

  Gary Hobson : You're never gonna change, aren't you?

  Chuck Fishman : Look, just because I'm a kinder and gentler Chuck Fishman does not mean that I'm gonna let an opportunity that can benefit both parties sweep by...

  Gary Hobson : [Sarcastically]  Yeah, well.

  Chuck Fishman : I mean, why would I want to do that? Life is about opportunity and taking advantage of it. Grab that bull by the horns and take what is rightfully yours.

  Gary Hobson : You're unbelievable...

  Chuck Fishman : Why?

  Gary Hobson : You need to light up, pal... You know what? Why don't you come right up and admit it?

  Chuck Fishman : [Both now stand in the line to enter Wrigley Field]  Admit what?

  Gary Hobson : Admit what? You're Chuck Fish...

  [a group of children goes across the line and interrupts him] 

  Gary Hobson : Come on, kids... You're Chuck Fishman, you'll always be Chuck Fishman. You need to admit it, you're not gonna change...

  Chuck Fishman : Okay fine Gary, if that can make you happy, I admit it!

  Gary Hobson : Thank you!

  Chuck Fishman : You're welcome.

  Gary Hobson : Good!

  Chuck Fishman : Good!

  Gary Hobson : Alright!

• Patrick Quinn : [Gary enters the McGynty's, all covered with paint and looking furious]  Wow, Mr. Hobson!

  Gary Hobson : Patrick, not a word!

  Patrick Quinn : Look at yourself!

  Gary Hobson : Patrick!

  Marissa Clark : What's the matter?

  Gary Hobson : Nothing's a matter... I just had a little... problem with a paint compressor 'til everything is fine!

  Patrick Quinn : That's a really good look for you, Mr. Hobson!

  Gary Hobson : [Coldly]  Patrick, I'm covered with paint! What are you talking about?

  Marissa Clark : I thought I smelt latex...

  Patrick Quinn : [Enthusiastically]  It's the Mummenschanz look!

  [Seeing Gary's bewildered look] 

  Patrick Quinn : You know the Mummenschanz? The mime troup? They paint their bodies and do the box

  [Starts mimicking "Mime stuck in a box" and mute talking. Then fakes opening a tiny window and talks audibly again] 

  Patrick Quinn : They were very popular in the late 80's among mime fans...

  Gary Hobson : [Exasparated]  Stop that!

  Patrick Quinn : [Fakes closing the tiny window and starts gesturing as a mime again]  Come on, everybody loves mime!

  Marissa Clark : What is he doing?

  Patrick Quinn : [Happily]  I'm walking, see? Walking, walking, stopping, walking, walking...

  Gary Hobson : [to Marissa]  You know what? Some days, I really envy you.

  Patrick Quinn : Now I'm running! I'm running! Now the ceiling's falling down ahhh!

  [Miming being crushed by the ceiling. Gary gives a apprehensive look to the ceiling then shaking his head leaves the room] 

  Patrick Quinn : [Cheerfully to stone-faced Marissa]  Now see? Mime just cheers everybody up!