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"ER" Whose Appy Now? (TV Episode 1997) Poster

(TV Series)

(1997)

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Nurse Wendy Goldman: This pamphlet says that 40% of all doctors don't wash their hands between patients.

Dr. Doug Ross: No kidding.

Nurse Wendy Goldman: Yeah. And medical personnel pick their noses on average of three times an hour. And many interns only bathe twice a week -

Dr. Doug Ross: [interrupting] Wendy, there's a limit on how well-informed I want to be.

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Dr. Angela Hicks: Change in plans. Simon's got the gunshot. We're doing the appy.

Dr. John Carter: The appy?

Dr. Angela Hicks: Disappointed?

Dr. John Carter: Yeah. They're kind of boring.

Dr. Angela Hicks: You haven't seen the patient yet.

[Carter looks out the window and sees Dr. Benton being wheeled down the hall on a gurney]

Dr. John Carter: Ohhhhhhhh there is a God!

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Jerry Markovic: This is ridiculous. I do not need hand-washing lessons!

Dr. Greg Fischer: Scrub hard Jerry, to scrape off the bacteria.

Jeanie Boulet: But the most important thing is to wash your hands after you go to the bathroom.

Jerry Markovic: What, every time?

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Dr. Nina Pomerantz: Mark, this is Polly McKenzie. My old friend Polly, Mark Greene.

Polly McKenzie: I know. Mark and I are seeing each other. We were supposed to have dinner tonight, but he came down with the flu, poor baby.

Dr. Nina Pomerantz: That's funny, I thought we were having drinks.

Heather Morgan: Gee, was that drinks before or after the basketball game?

Polly McKenzie: [incredulous] You're not sick.

Dr. Mark Greene: No, but I'm starting to feel a little nauseous...

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[Dr. Carter is performing an appendectomy on Dr. Benton]

Dr. John Carter: I am ready to close.

Dr. Angela Hicks: Nice work, Carter.

Dr. John Carter: Thanks. Maybe I'll staple my name into his belly.

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Nurse Chuny Marquez: I thought you had a date.

Dr. Mark Greene: Canceled.

Nurse Chuny Marquez: They busted you?

Dr. Mark Greene: They busted me.

Nurse Chuny Marquez: Men are so stupid. How many women were you dating when you were with me?

Dr. Mark Greene: Just you.

Nurse Chuny Marquez: Really?

Dr. Mark Greene: Yeah, you know, except for that night when my neighbor, the ballerina, broke up with her boyfriend. You know, I had to comfort her.

Nurse Chuny Marquez: Yeah, so that was like a public service.

Dr. Mark Greene: Yeah, other than that, I was totally faithful.

Nurse Chuny Marquez: Oh, I feel blessed.

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