Dr. Neela Rasgotra: [after Gallant covered her mistake] What you did was the sweetest, dumbest thing anyone has ever done for me.
Chuck Martin: How does a guy like that get to be such a freak?
Dr. Susan Lewis: Born with a y-chromosome?
Chuck Martin: Oh, so all men are twisted?
Dr. Susan Lewis: You said it!
Chuck Martin: You hate men.
Dr. Susan Lewis: If it weren't for sperm and heavy lifting you'd all be useless.
Dr. Susan Lewis: It's so sweet seeing them growing up.
Jerry Markovic: Who? Babies?
Dr. Susan Lewis: No, men.
Frank Martin: Where the hell are my last two paychecks?
Jerry Markovic: I've been holding them for you.
Frank Martin: Where, in your wallet?
Chuck Martin: I think we have a case of sympathetic pregnancy going on here.
Dr. Susan Lewis: Excuse me?
Chuck Martin: I have all the symptoms: nausea, gas, increased salivation, cravings... I've gotta pee all the time...
Dr. Susan Lewis: You had all that before I got pregnant.